the doctor


"Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before."

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

September 1st / 60,133 notes

tonystarks:

at this point people who say “sam wilson is hydra” or “antoine triplett is hydra” or “nick fury is hydra” should really just start saying “i’m a racist asshole” and stop beating around the bush

September 1st / 441 notes

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ellyosa:

ellyosa:

someone kill me

WHY ARE YOU GUYS REBLOGGING THIS

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

September 1st / 215,205 notes